Tokyo Night
-Dear Santa, I can explain...
- When nothing goes right, go left.
- I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as I can.
- I did not hit you... I simply high-fived your face.

- The last thing I want to do is hurt you... but its still on the list.

- Some people blame our generation, but have they ever stopped to think who raised us?

- What's this thing called "normal?" Is it contagious?! OMG!! Don't touch me! I might catch your "normal!"

- I'm so broke I can't even pay attention

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@темы: Размышлизмы, Юмор